You're met with the sight of a petit, ivory white woman in a tankini, red yoga pants, and no shoes on her ivory-white feet. A huge wicker basket full of cheese wheels, wine, and other nice things obscures her upper body and head.
"Howdy, neighbah! Got you a welcome gift! You gonna let me in or what?"
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Date: 2014-10-10 03:49 am (UTC)"Howdy, neighbah! Got you a welcome gift! You gonna let me in or what?"