Seeing a solution to all your problems, you dial the 24 hour hotline number for Suncast to order up some internet for the building. You're a 21st century landlord, you think. Time to run a 21st century apartment.

You spend 10 minutes navigating their automated menus. You spend 20 minutes on hold. Finally, getting hold of a live representative, you ask for some internet. You spend 15 minutes being pitched a variety of packages you don't understand. You ask another few questions. You've been on hold again for 25 minutes. You now know all the lyrics to Stacey Q's "Two of Hearts."